Itchin' to take pictures...

A while back I posted that I have been itchin to to take erotic pictures...I just need to find some one that will allow me to photograph them. I have the camera, I have the desire...I just don't have a subject. Doesn't that suck.

I know for damn sure the wife won't allow it, so there is no need to ask. She hasn't been comfotable in her own skin for sometime now, which is a shame. She is beautiful and photographs exceptionally well. I hope one day that she will trust my judgement.

Until that day comes, one can only hope the opportunity will present itself.

Something

Ok, so here is a little something...

My avatar is missing. :(

Is it just not showing up at work, or is it missing for you too? Hmmm.

And now if the weather would just warm up a little more, the women would start wear a lot less. God I can't wait...make it summer already, will ya.

Almost 7 months!

Wow, it has been so long since I last posted, where the hell should I start?

No, really, I need an idea...what the hell should I write about...

Once I figure it out, I will be back. And it wont take 7 months.

Better Late Than Never - Tagged

Well, last week I was tagged by the smokin', gorgeous, and oh so beautiful Vixen for a meme. I am just horrible in doing these in a timely manner, but I do enjoy playing along. But first the Rules.

1. Link to the person who tagged you
2. Post the rules on your blog
3. Share six non-important things/habits/quirks about yourself
4. Tag six random people at the end of your post by linking to their blogs
5. Let each random person know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on his/her website.

Ok, now for the fun part...

1 - Everyone that reads this blog knows it has been a while since I have had sex...and yes I am married, but have I told you it has been 5 LONG years since I have given or received any type of oral...? Yeah...my words exactly.

2 - When walking down the street to work, I always try to catch the eyes of the women walking towards me. There is so much that can be said with just the eyes.

3 - I know how to fly an airplane. I learned how to fly in college, but haven't done it since. I was terrified and excited on the first day. My instructor throttled up and the plane moved down the runway and she looked at me and said, "You better pull up unless you want to go off the runway", and that was my first take off.

4 - I pay attention to detail. You will know what I mean if we ever exchange emails. I believe I can vividly describe anything if given the time. ;)

5 - I was the ugly duckling growing up and didn't have many friends. The friends I did make then, I still have today.

6 - I think number 5 is still true.

If you want to play, feel free...just let us know in my comment section.

;)

Thanks.

Friday Failures

I said I was going to try and change things up a bit...so let's see how long this lasts.

Today I would like to welcome you to Friday Failures. Why? Because there is always someone out there that doesn't have a clue, and I guarentee these pictures will brighten your day.

And on another note; I mentioned this site once before, IFeelMyself.

There is an awesome free video on their side bar - and I know there is one of you that will think it is to.die.for. ;) As things on the home front have declined, I have been visiting on a regular basis and recommend this site, two thumbs up.

Ready to Run

Thought about running again, broke out the gear, and realized I didn't have the time. So I did what any normal blogger does. I took the opportunity to take a picture. Woohoo.

Well, this isn't as big as I thought it would be, but I guess it qualifies as an HNT, huh? I have thought about taking this place in a new direction...and this is a start, right? Let's see what the last few months bring. Hopefully they will bring stories of hot and erotic encounters - one way or another!

But who knows...maybe they won't. Keep your fingers crossed (just your fingers ;) ).

So much time has passed

It has been almost a month since my last post, and just about 4 months since I last had sex.

Wow.

When I put that last part down on "paper" it amazes me. There was once a time that I never went more than a day, at most, and here I am staring at a drought of biblical proportions. I had an idea this year would be rough, but wow. I guess the best thing now is that we are in the last quarter of the year and I should be getting some sort of payout. It seems to happen once quarterly - ugh...

It has obviously cooled quite a bit since I last posted and I am liking this weather, nice and brisk. I hate the cold, but I do like the 50s.

The fashion trend seems to be some sort of spandex leggings, boots and short skirts...one of the better trends this year I must say. I also thought I would never see spandex leggings again after the 80s.

I need to start running again. It keeps my head clear and gives me an outlet for this pent up frustration.

I am on the prowl....I need to get laid, to feel the flesh of another, the heat of their breath and the wetness of their excitement...now.

The counter...

I just looked at the counter on the right ----->

and fainted.


I now have the imprint of a key board on my forehead! I have never gone that long without getting any...

Oh well. I am at the point now that I could careless, 3 months...4 months...no worries, I am sure it will happen sooner ar later. I just hope it is sooner.

I was recently tagged and by the lovely vixen;

I am working on putting it together. The problem is I know what I have to do, just can't remember the wording AND I cant stop over there as she is blocked...so you will have to wait a bit.

Tagged

I was recently tagged by the beautiful Vixen (and God is she!). I have never been tagged by anyone for anythng here in blogloand. I guess you can say I was a tag virgin. ;)

I’m supposed to pick actors/actresses to play the parts in the story of my life, based on looks or personality- I went for a little of both, but probably mostly stuck with physical looks for myself and wife, but the kids are a little of both.

For those of you that know me, I think you would agree with me whole-heartedly on this;

Playing me - Robert Downey, Jr...minus the goatee. (Mostly for the looks) . Now I am not saying this because it is what I think, I am saying this because it is what I have been. Those of you in the know, feel free to speak up. :)

Playing my wife and again for the looks, Courtney Cox;

Now the children. This wasn't as hard as you may think. They are based upon looks AND personality/attitude...may the lord save the soul of the man that wrongs them...or me for killing him! I am sure my hands are going to be VERY full in a few short years.

May God have mercy on my soul...

The 5 year old; Natalie Wood from Miracle on 34th Street. I couldn't find a current day star that looks like her.

Again, I could not find a current day star that reminds me of my little one, my 2 year old. This is what I perceive to be a perfect match in attitude - and it scares the crap out of me. Looks, eh...she has light hair and light eyes, completly opposite of her sister;

Drew Barrymore

Well there you have it. My take on the celebrities that would play me and my family. Now I am supposed to tag someone right? Well, how about this. If you want to play, please do. Just let me know here in the comment section that you did, k?

Good. Have fun.

September SUCKS

I am still here...haven't gone anywhere. September has always been a bad month for me and blogging. It is the month that work bears down and DEMANDS that I pay attention. UGH.

No worries, that ugly month has passed by and there may soon be some fun adventures ahead...woohoo!

Has anyone noticed it is getting a little cooler? Cool enough for those awesome boots, but yet still warm enough for short skirts? Oh you did notice.

Yeah me too.

Yummy.

;)

Who is the Bad Ass??

I could survive for 1 minute, 22 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor


Let me know how bad you are...